by ieatass420420 December 20, 2018
Dylan is just the biggest retard. He takes it up the ass with a dildo and is the type of person to remove his bottom ribs so he can suck his own dick
by dylan is retarted May 13, 2015
a male, always homosexual. He can often be found playing faggot brandons penis like a flute and playing fiddlewinks with eachother buttholes. This fags dick is only a sixteenth of a centimeter long and it is common that he sucks dick. He has aids and is of oriental decent. Lastly, he is a fan of incest and often tounges his brother.
by dempsy September 03, 2008
Sexually confused antichrist like creature. Often seen wearing a long, black leather trench coat circa 1987.
See also: vampire zombie immortal confused
See also: vampire zombie immortal confused
See that guy over there in the black leather trench coat with the plastic vampire teeth and the stuffed bra? I think he's a Dylan.
by WhassupYoYoMaMa? February 02, 2010
A Dylan, usaully one with the last name of Winters, is a stoner with a 4.0 that looks at hairy men's anal cavitys. The typical Dylan puts videos of such pornography on his iPod and jacks off to them at night.
Dude 1: Dude, Ryans friend dylan W. is a total perv
Dude 2: Ya I know, i saw videos of hairy ass holes on his iPod!
Dude 1: Man, he is so gay
Dude 2: Ya I know, i saw videos of hairy ass holes on his iPod!
Dude 1: Man, he is so gay
by Winston Churchill the III November 04, 2006
Awesome in bed with his big cock and good moves. He is loved by many women and is often fought over. He is hot and always tries to make people feel good about themselves. He's the best boyfriend any girl could ever had, and you would be lucky to date him. He is flirtatious and very outgoing.
Girl 1: Are you really dating Dylan?
Girl 2: Yes I am.
Girl1 : You're the luckiest girl on earth.
Girl 2: I know
Girl 2: Yes I am.
Girl1 : You're the luckiest girl on earth.
Girl 2: I know
by dylan'sluckygirl November 04, 2013
a nasty ass incest bitch. has many STD's. humps anything with two legs, well it doesn't even have to have legs..
by ghetto:]] March 25, 2009