dishelvsion

(n) - a source of dishevelment

She was unaware of the dishelvsion that was growing within her after he continued to ignore her.

by wannaplaytennis? May 29, 2011

discrepant

Amazingly pretentious word meaning 'differing' or 'inconsistent'.

Jane and Barbara hold discrepant opinions as to who ate the last donut.

by Scrmbly August 8, 2011

dischinger

a nice,friendly,and sometimes lazy. they have lots of friends and never break apart. love everyone nomader who they are.

dischinger tall beast friendly loveable

by sticky gummy bear October 15, 2011

Discreto burrito

When someone is hispanic but due to appearance and mannerisms its undetectable.

John: You know Liz is hispanic
Mark: Really? I never knew!
John: yeh shes a discreto burrito

by HeylooUD October 30, 2011

DiscrEMINEMinate

To love all of Eminem's music equally.

Charles: Infinite and It's Okay are my two favorites on the album

Steve: They're the only two I even listen to

Kayla: Don't discrEMINEMinate.

by NoRefunds June 9, 2013

ditcherhipster

Someone who constantly ditches on their friends in favor of putting up instagram photos of band members and using old school keyboards which sound like type writers.

**loud typing**
Pyro: 'Dude your keyboard is insanely loud'
Char: 'NO ITS NOT'
Cam: 'You gonna come grief with us?'
Char: 'WELL IM OFF GUYS'
Pyro: 'You're such a ditcherhipster!'
Char: 'NO IM NOT'

by GriefingSwagPyro November 10, 2013

ditcher dog

your asshole friend who ditches class

roshun is such a ditcher dog

by izhmash December 14, 2015