slap a deuce

take a big ole' dump

I need to slap a deuce.

by Sledge January 23, 2004

Scoop and Deuce

"Scoop and Deuce" is a term found by BigPig and Rephlexion as well as J-Dangle(socom III people). The term is used in Socom III U.S Navy seals. The term means to equip a silenced weapon and proceed to shoot your teammate in the back. When he turns around you claim "Wow they have great snipers"(Even though it it clinicaly impossible to get a sniper shooting at someone 5 seconds into the game). The term Scoop and Deuce was originally used by the Jews in 102 B.C. It may have meant something like knifing your allies in the back and claiming you dodged a knife from behind and it hit him.

Reph: Big Pig scoop and deuce this bitch hes annoying.
The Bitch: What?
J-Dangle: YUP!!!
BigPig: Yeah man im down for that shit.
The Bitch: What does that mean???
Reph: Oh dude nothing, just something at school
*THE NEXT ROUND**
*Reph shoots the bitch*
The Bitch: WHOA im gettin shot at
J-Dangle: DAM DAWG they are amazing GET DOWN.
The bitch: IM TRYIN THEY SHOOTIN AT ME!!!

by Floppei Wangs July 28, 2008

deuce machine

a term for a toilet or outhouse. A place where you take a shit

Man, those double cheeseburgers are going right through me. I gotta hit the deuce machine.

by McCameron June 29, 2007

deuce bandit

An individual who anonymously sneaks into a public or workplace restroom, drops a massive shit in the toilet and exits the restroom unnoticed without flushing. Leaving the disaster for the next person to discover.

I went into the McDonald's restroom and discovered that a Deuce Bandit had struck the only available stall so I had to hold it until I got home.

by TheGolem August 16, 2020

Humping the Deuces

A term used in the restaurant industry when a waiter served parties of two for the majority of their shift.

Boogie had a shit night, he was stuck humping the deuces all night.

by Savageray September 29, 2016

Strokin’ Deuce

Reference to anal sex.

Rachel bent over and begged me to start strokin’ deuce.

I was strokin’ deuce with that filthy whore and it was evident she hadn’t dropped her daily. I had to shower off after.

by Eaton Holgoode December 18, 2018

Man Deuce

When a woman or child defecates the same size as a man.

Lucy plugged the toilet with her huge man deuce. There was no way to plunge it through the pipes.

by Spend123 July 20, 2012