Detroit Oil Change
"Man, last night, I gave Amber a Detroit Oil Change for the first time and that sick fuck loved every second of it."
Detroit Oil Change by Mattthewx June 12, 2006
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Detroit Lions
They were so bad one fan, when asked about their season, said, "They really suck this year. It hurts because I've been a fan for my entire life." The interviewer responded, "The lions can suck my big fat oily c***." This sentiment was expressed throughout the season by non-fans of the team. Events like these further exacerbated relations between Lions fans and other football fans. For the most part the relations were non-violent, however, at some times Lions fans attacked non-fans with crutches and other blunt instruments. These hostilities were often met with verbal attacks like, "Suck my fat girthy oily c**k". The Lions claim no affiliation to these anarchists, however, a theory called the Lions Vertical Integration Theory(LVIT) proposes that the Lions players and management are behind every single act of terror since 1957. Cats(2019) h**l yeah. A cross country runner's supposedly broken ankle that was actually a cover for espionage, F**k yeah.
As mentioned earlier fans of this sh**ty team are notorious for committing horrible atrocities. Some have even committed war crimes. One high school boy repeatedly beat a non-fan classmate with a stick. This fan was later charged with unrelated counts of murder and arson. The lack of a proper response led one radio show host to say, "The lions can shove a two foot oiled up horse d**k up their a**. And the fans can chortle on by plump b**ls." The Lions responded saying, "Lions don't like c**k".
As mentioned earlier fans of this sh**ty team are notorious for committing horrible atrocities. Some have even committed war crimes. One high school boy repeatedly beat a non-fan classmate with a stick. This fan was later charged with unrelated counts of murder and arson. The lack of a proper response led one radio show host to say, "The lions can shove a two foot oiled up horse d**k up their a**. And the fans can chortle on by plump b**ls." The Lions responded saying, "Lions don't like c**k".
Detroit Lions by Pitero B February 7, 2022
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1.A high school that is in NOVI not DETROIT!!!
2.With a mascot that is a clover....that is BLUE not GREEN.
3.A school with a bunch of stuck up, rich assholes that think they're hot shit.
4. A school that gets to recruit athletes then denies it and gets to compete against public schools
2.With a mascot that is a clover....that is BLUE not GREEN.
3.A school with a bunch of stuck up, rich assholes that think they're hot shit.
4. A school that gets to recruit athletes then denies it and gets to compete against public schools
EX: Hi, I'm from Detroit Catholic Central. I the most attractive person on the planet and I don't understand the vaule of a dollar. I love my all boys school and probably boys
Detroit Catholic Central by dccisreallyncc October 28, 2010
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A person who finds great pleasure in stealing things, car jacking, or causing problems with police officers. Could also be used for someone who can jump vey high or run long distances at high speeds.
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