The Derek

The feeling of high pressured stress relief in slow motion.

I had a hard day at work. I'm going home to do The Derek.

by Threebeardedmenandalady June 6, 2022

Derek

A dick, a cheater, someone who will make you fall in love then leave you

“ Derek and I broke up then he started dating Emma a day after “

by Noneofyourbussin July 8, 2018

Derek

Epitome of useless. Does not work and neither does his dick. He is controlled by ego and plays victim whatever the circumstance. You can find him in his moms’ house sleeping on a cot. Avoid at all costs unless you want to support an ugly bitch.

Whatever you don’t be a Derek.

by Adrienne Thomas October 10, 2025

Derek

Derek is a Native American name

Derek

by Guccipolio October 31, 2025

Derek

A fucking degenerate

Man 1: he is stupid

Man 2: yah that is Derek

by Gamer Chad69 May 24, 2020

Derek

He sucks massive peen and is fat.

“Derek ur peen it’s......it’s so small”

by Derek small peen April 10, 2019

Derek

Derek is an aspiring fireman who tells people what they want to hear and then forgets he told you because his head is overwhelmed with anxiety and fear. Derek is a sexual closet freak and wants his butt licked. Derek will make you believe one thing and then forget you like a lemon drop. Derek is a Cancer with a hint of multiple personality and passive aggressive tendencies. He is dirty, sexy, cute, and serious when he wants to be. On the contrary he is the bipolar opposite.

Drop it like Derek drops a lot

by Lickyourownbutt August 18, 2019