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donkey raping shit-eater 

someone who uses big words online to sound smart
where have i seen that before

donkey munch 

An elaboration on the sexual maneuvre of Donkey Punch involving another girl who is having oral sex performed on her by the victim of the donkey punch. The donkey punch should be forcefull enough to get a vaguely amusing reaction out of the "munched" (oral receiving) partner.

To add to the donkey aspect, stick a carrot in somewhere. Why not, you twisted people.
Upset girl: That bastard punched her in the back of the head while she was going down on me!

Compassionate friend: Hah! You got donkey munched!
donkey munch by Chilv July 21, 2006

Donkey cheese

The creamy cheese found behind a Donkey's foreskin.

''Robin found some Donkey cheese and it made him cry''
Donkey cheese by Steve_S April 2, 2009

donkey door 

when you havta poopie real bad, and you only make it to the door of the stall and then...S_C_H_P_L_A_A_A_T_! on the floor like a donkey ...a variation of 'sky-chippin'.

alt. - an advanced sex position involving a hinged gate.
Man, after those wings and old mud tall boys last nite, I had a turrible donkey door.
donkey door by upchuckk April 2, 2008

donkey stick 

Don't make me take out the donkey stick!!
donkey stick by A Bosox Jamoche April 20, 2005

donkey knuckles 

Dude, his pants are so tight he has some gnarley donkey knuckles. He must be German.
donkey knuckles by Zambalufoo December 13, 2004