Custard Nottingham

A Nottingham Pudding covered in Custard, shorthand for Custard Nottingham Pudding

Gary: "Neva guess wot I did mate"
Alan: "Wot"
Gary: "Got a Notting'um Puddin' from the bekehrehy down the roaud and put sum custard in it, med me a custard nottinh'um (Custard Nottingham)"
Alan: "Fackin helllll lad"

by xX_Sedan_Xx May 15, 2023

Custody By Default

When you don't actually get custody of your children, however they turn 18 and can do whatever they want anyways.

Lindsey claims she won her custody case however it was custody by default because her daughter turned 18.

by Turd Flusher Magoo July 24, 2023

custodize

dutch for custodying

idk if custodize is a word, but i just made it up

by long juan silverado October 31, 2023

Custodes

Adeptus Custodes from Warhammer, the Emperor's gene-augmented bodyguards. Also known as giant, banana-shaped gold janitor bodyguards from Warhammer 40k.

Didn't the Custodes' Captain-General bang a Tau?

by Stormcatcher December 13, 2023

Custodian

A female canine that looks like a cassowary.

A Custodian should only mate with the male equivalent know as a Quidlith

by Rct0712 February 22, 2024

Custard Mustard

The name of a Tiddlytubby that is yellow and a superstar.

Custard Mustard is a superstar!!!!!!!!!!

by SahaibP March 9, 2024

Custard Party

Another term for an “orgy” with the custard being the semen, and the party being on everyone

Person 1: Damn, how good was that custard party last night?
Person 2: Tell me about it, I got custard creamed on so hard!

by custardlovr March 26, 2024