Crystal Maze

A pub that frequently serves after hours, otherwise known as a lock in.

Comes from television programme the Crystal Maze where contestants could get locked in if they failed to complete tasks.

I’m going to the Royal Oak tonight.

Ah the Crystal Maze.
Why do you call it that?
Automatic lock in.

by Cannonball Taffio Jones October 25, 2023

Billy Crystal's Bane

The idea that causes men to accept any voluntary female attention as an invitation to start a relationship, as described in When Harry Met Sally.

The Bane is a social contract based on the idea that no woman would otherwise befriend you.

I think this girl likes me, but I'm worried about Billy Crystal's Bane.

by montypark March 31, 2009

Billy Crystal Foundation

Another term for a drug dealer who sells crystal meth

"Hey let's give that guy on the corner some money."
"Nah, he's probably an advocate for the Billy Crystal foundation"

by somebodythatyoudontknow June 11, 2018

nose crystal

Slang for cocaine.

Ay bro you got that nose crystal™?

by Revilo69 May 8, 2018

Ass Crystals

When a big girl sweats in the crotch of her pants and you can see the dried sweat from behind.

I was going up the stairs and this girl in front of me had some serious Ass Crystals.

by AF84 October 25, 2018

Kentucky Crystal

When in the act of oral sex the man spits on the females pussy licks the spit back up and gargles the mix of the pussy secretions and salivia before spitting it once again on the females sex organs and repeating the act several times while saying Crystal. The male can finally stop when the female can understand the male and that he is saying Crystal then smacks him in the face, unless her name is Crystal.

Sean says "Dude what happened to your face?"
Alan "Last night I was giving my girl the Kentucky Crystal and..."
Sean "Oh I see, Martha was not impressed huh"
Alan "Not at all"

by ~PK💋 March 1, 2019

genesis crystals

the currency in genshin impact which you can use to exchange primogems

genesis crystals are also bought with real money.

person one : "damn i need more primogems"
person two : "same, i spent all mine on the weapon banner

person three: i have 69,400 genesis crystals, c6 xiao here i come!"

by -t0fu January 30, 2023