"I heard Sir Sir Francis Loganallahan Black-a-Crack Nashville Bunch-a-Crunch King III wasn't even sad about his cousin's death!"
"Yeah, what a selfish prick!"
"Yeah, what a selfish prick!"
by Canned_Ice July 28, 2019
Get the Sir Sir Francis Loganallahan Black-a-Crack Nashville Bunch-a-Crunch King IIImug. adj. A variation of the common phrase earthy-crunchy. This variant implies a more active sense of the phrase than its passive version that uses y's. It is still heavily rooted in all things hippie/organic/natural/environmentalist, staying true to its tree-hugging roots.
Shannon is so earth-crunch when she comments on our posts about envrionemtanl mumbo-jumbo, especially when the topic of conversation was so skillfully set on seductive spheres of sin known as cherries.
by The Vampire of cherries August 25, 2009
Get the earth-crunchmug. by gruwief December 13, 2022
Get the crunch my nanmug. by SASUMACH STRAT May 16, 2016
Get the cap'n crunchmug. A niche sub-section of foot fetishes. The fetish involves biting down on people's toes to listen to the crunch.
Used in direct opposition to a Chew Fetish.
Used in direct opposition to a Chew Fetish.
"If I bite down on her piggies and they CHEWY... she belongs to the streets."
"Yeah you've always had a crunch fetish, captain."
"Yeah you've always had a crunch fetish, captain."
by risograph July 30, 2024
Get the Crunch Fetishmug. When your finna beat somebody up
by Littlemissdtm January 16, 2023
Get the Crunchmug. Josh: omg did you see the fight between Zack and Nick
Pam: omg right Nick totally got crunched!
Josh: he never had a chance against Zack
Pam: omg right Nick totally got crunched!
Josh: he never had a chance against Zack
by sierrxrose April 2, 2019
Get the Crunchmug.