croating

The act of slathering a penis in crunchy peanut butter to attract others.

"Oh, did you see Ben croating a donkey at the petting zoo the other day? What a sicko."

by Waiting... June 28, 2015

croatia

bullshit

me: "I hate croatia"
friend: "me too"

by i am gonna cry May 2, 2021

crobain

A crobain is typically someone who no-one talks to. Crobain's in their nature tend to have no friends.

M1)Mate, whats up with that guy?

M2)Hes a crobain dude.

M1)Oh.

by aikon2009 March 10, 2009

Croatia

The country that no one ever notices

Did u ever go to Croatia?

Where is that, in UK?

by A dude on internet February 6, 2021

croakies

the genatil area of the male body, or the balls.

"im going to kick you in the croakies!"

by shorti h September 4, 2009

croach

someone of complete coaching power, they are the best coach there is

"today at practice croach was so awesome, she's the best croach i've ever had"

"damn look at that croach over there, lemme holler"

by CROACH April 3, 2009

Croatian children of zero9ine

Croatian children of zero9ine often employed for manual labor to manufacture cheap house-hold white goods and sausages.

Once the sausages are produced they more than likely become the sausages.
Dan: "Where did you get that washing machine.. its making a lot of noise, looks kinda cheap too?"

Jan: "I bought it from K-Mart.. Its made in Croatia, by Croatian children of zero9ine

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Jan: "These sausages taste wierd.."

Dan: "What do you expect, they are made by the Croatian children of zero9ine, and once they've produced the sausages they climb into the machine and get mashed up into the sausages"

by Idontlikecroatianpigs February 20, 2011