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Public Crime

An otherwise legal act or belief that runs contrary to the wishes of the self-righteous elitist establishment.
After Kyle committed the public crime of defending himself at the mostly peaceful riots, the political and media establishment tried and convicted him based on a false narrative.
by MNsnowboy January 1, 2022
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Crime and Punishment

When you procrastinate your AP essay and decide to make a stupid fucking definition that makes no sense and now you forgot to do your AP essay.
John: Did you read Crime and Punishment? It was due last month.
Emily: Who?
John: Crime and Punishment
Emily: Ohhh, is that the one about the guy who promises his best friend rabbits, but then shoots him in the head?
John: I think so...
by BradyWasHere December 6, 2019
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no hate no crime

When you do something silly but it's totally fine.
A cooler way to say no harm no foul.
A: sorry the joke went totally over my head.
R: no hate no crime
by anonymous hyena December 16, 2022
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Soft on crime

Clearly they need to stop with their soft on crime approach and lock you up immediately. Prison now. Prison forever.
Hym "Yeah, that's what happen when you adopt a soft on crime stance. You got a bunch of right wing religious zealots fomenting civil war... They CLEARLY need to be locked up immediately! And I actually don't have any questions to ask about it so no, yeah. Lock him up. No questions asked."
by Hym Iam January 27, 2024
mugGet the Soft on crimemug.

crime of the sentry

Da fox guarding da henhouse (duh), pulling off da perfect heist unrivaled by any crime in da past hundred years.
Maybe it is indeed true dat "da butler did it", but in order to pull off said "crime of the sentry", said suave ironed-coat-and-starched-tails lackey would have needed help from da front-gate watchman, as well.
by QuacksO July 11, 2024
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Crime Tank

A body of accomplished criminals providing advice, ideas and solutions to specific political and/or economic problems facing the criminal organization that employs them.
The Sinaloa Cartel has assembled their Crime Tank and is currently strategizing El Chapo's next escape. The Sinaloa Crime Tank was behind his tunnel escape in 2015.
by Lufaluabu November 13, 2018
mugGet the Crime Tankmug.

crime no can pay

crime doesn't pay. Batman's signature line in Pidgin English.
If Batman were one Kanaka dude, he'd say "crime no can pay, so no ack' Joker!". Joker would say "I wen get yo' ass next time, Batman, bumbai!"
mugGet the crime no can paymug.

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