crab-cock

dualistic metaphor where one team receives the same sense of fulfillment from eating Costco crab legs for winning, while the other team receives the same sense of violation from being forced to suck Horse Cock for losing.

Brockhaurd: "Its kinda like running your thumb along an ant trail."
Wesley Sakamoto: "Crab-cock."

by Wesley Sakamoto January 28, 2008

crab rave

the best beat song if you dont listen to it your gay/les

hey is that crab rave?

hell ya man

by lil tay is gay November 2, 2018

head crab

See wordheadcrab/word.

The quick foxy bullsquid jumped over the lazy headcrab's host.

by Tiki Man September 9, 2003

Devil Crabs

A sexually transmitted bug, crabs, which are red and you get from having sex with the devil. More used as a joking term by high school freshmen, devil crabs are more often than not, said to be had by a freshmen who has had sex before they turn sixteen.

Jane:I've got crabs.
Jenny:You've been sleeping with too many guys.
Jane:I think they're red.
Jenny:That's gross. What? Did you have sex with the devil and now you have devil crabs?

by Saggysocks May 18, 2007

Crab-jab

When you put your thumb and index finger in a pinching position like a crab, and pinch your girls puffy upper vagina multiple times in a row. In a jabbing motion.

Babe, I love crab-jabbing your pussy. It feels so good.

by Thundacat October 30, 2013

Blue crabs

Blue grabs is where you have a fungal infection which grows on your toenail which grows in your mouth( teeth and tongue) instead.

blue crabs is where after you suck on someones toes because you have a foot fetish and they have a fungal infection on there toenail the fungal starts to grow in your teeth on your tongue

by YELLOWDOG1996 April 6, 2010

crab girl

Girl that has alot of crabs, and is a skank.

Oh my codi, you sleep around so much your such a crab girl.

by moahahha poonani December 13, 2005