Wablamy Cow

Wablamy Man's cow.

Wablamy Man ate Wablamy Cow.

by THE ASIAN JESUS March 1, 2019

Cow Tale

(Noun.) A piece of fecal matter containing a warm semen filling closely resembling the similarly titled cream-filled caramel candy.

The dexterous use of the man's penis into another's asshole produced a high-quality Cow Tale, hot off the line.

by theblackthunder September 12, 2014

box cow

A female human being who, despite being overweight with a large, wide stomach, has inordinately small breasts and a flat buttocks, thus taking on the shape of a box.

1) Oh dear Jesus, I was talking to this chick I found on Myspace, but she sent me some nudes and she's a total box cow!

2) I'm telling you dude, this chick was such a box cow. She must weigh 200 pounds, but her chest and ass are flat. It's disgusting!

by Cheesy Goodness April 30, 2008

behind the cow

Having a particularly shitty day

After a lousy client meeting, followed by an abominable lunch, it was clear to Reginald that he was behind the cow.

by wordchick October 5, 2009

fetal cow

someone who acts like a baby and is such a cow

Katie is such a fetal cow, looks how she is acting

by that fetal cow July 2, 2019

Jasmine the cow

GOES MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Jasmine the cow goes moooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

by bananananana split October 24, 2018

cow spanker

though there is not an exact definition for the word it is usually used as a reference to something of a sexual nature. it generally means someone erotic.

"hey hows micheal doing did you get with him"
"oh ya i did he's such a fucking cow spanker"

by rosa1234 February 7, 2012