A Vodka Cousin is like a Vodka Aunt, only cooler. Classier than your average Weed Cousin, they're the oldest child in the your family; probably love the eighties, and have no filter.
They're the embodiment of the Vodka Aunt ideal, they're just 18. They're partying like it's still 1999, but they were born in 2001. They're alternative, Timmy. Step off.
They're the embodiment of the Vodka Aunt ideal, they're just 18. They're partying like it's still 1999, but they were born in 2001. They're alternative, Timmy. Step off.
"I'm not a Vodka Aunt, I'm your Vodka Cousin. I'm like a Vodka Aunt, only cooler."
"Hot damn, dude! Your cousin, Tabitha, is a total Vodka Cousin."
"Hot damn, dude! Your cousin, Tabitha, is a total Vodka Cousin."
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No, we are Amish Cousins... My uncle is a bastard
*High five bro*
No, we are Amish Cousins... My uncle is a bastard
*High five bro*
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A first cousin that shares one grandparent instead of both grandparents like a regular first cousin.
My grandpa isn’t related to me, but my grandma is meaning that my first cousins are my half cousins.
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"Hey, how do you know Chet?"
"OH, we've both had magical nights with Brent"
"So you're Cobra Cousins? "
"Cobra Cousins for life"
"OH, we've both had magical nights with Brent"
"So you're Cobra Cousins? "
"Cobra Cousins for life"
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1- Parent's first-cousin's child.
2- Grandparent's full sibling's grandchild.
3- Person who, in relation to the other person, has zero parents, zero grandparents and two great-grandparents in common.
1- Parent's first-cousin's child.
2- Grandparent's full sibling's grandchild.
3- Person who, in relation to the other person, has zero parents, zero grandparents and two great-grandparents in common.
My second-cousin is a good person.
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My first-cousin-11X-removed is a good person.
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