country baked cunt ham

The sweet vagina of a corn-fed Midwestern girl.

For dinner tonight, I'm going to have me some Maker's Mark. And for dessert, a side order of country baked cunt ham.

by Sam Skidmarks March 6, 2007

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country member

One who resides in the country and is somewhat objectionable.

Stuart "He's a Country Member.", Sarah, "Yes I remember"

by Matt The Vocal April 4, 2008

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country minute

How long it takes flies to invade a picnic. Not as long it takes the car behind you to honk when the light turns green in New York.

Billy: Bob, you snarfed down that corn dog in a country minute!
Bob: Yeah, I wanted to keep the mustard off my shirt.

by Al Berich January 27, 2018

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some mad-man through "HMMM LeT mE tUrN cOuNtRyBaLl, SoMeThInG gOoD aNd FuNnY aNd TuRn It GaY" and then some people as like " get that big gay thing away from me".
But sadly, other people look at the idea and said "let me ship fucking nazi x USSR OWO"
also, know as "Hetalia 2.0"

big gay person: "Nazi and USSR are so cute and hot as fuck"
person with 5 brain cells: "they both kill a shit ton of people, how the fuck is that HOT?"
big gay person: "welcome to the Countryhuman fandom, OwO"
person with 5 brain cells:" OH SHIT"

by a_ness_x_paula_shipper March 29, 2019

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Country Chubby

A Country Chubby is a red neck fat or chubby female. Their natural mating grounds are country buffets and also subway where they can obtain double chocolate chip cookies. They enjoy eating and other southern activities.

Big Girls at Barbecue Buffets Country Chubby

by bigboiready86 January 26, 2010

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