horndog for the corndog

given to the pubescent white girls that drink too much coffee and/or monsters that are horribly horny for Reid from criminal minds.

Reid is so cute! It was so adorable when he refused to shake hands with people!
Wow, you must be a horndog for the corndog.
What does that mean?
Oh, let's check urban dictionary. Wait, there's no definition. I'll add one.

by absoluteshoelace March 17, 2021

Spicy Chili Corndog

Feed your chick spicy, diarrhea inducing chili and when she rips a chunky butthole burning squirt, jam your dick in to feel the leftover heat and she wraps up that dick like corn dog batter

Dude, never use ghost peppers in chili for a Spicy Chili Corndog. Blistered my fuckin' flesh rocket!

by Squeaky Deadwood September 6, 2021

On the corndog

Living an unhealthy lifestyle, i.e eating like crap

Yup, he’s back on the corndog

by __caliban__ February 21, 2022

Ivan Sebastian Cordoves

A man who is gods most prize possession. He has the looks, he has the body, he has the brains. Black hair, Very tall, Green Hazel eyes, pale skin, body of an athlete. Most generous, caring man you’ll ever come across. Loyal as anyone can be and will treat you like a goddess every second he breathes.

Person 1: Is that Ivan Sebastian Cordoves! I would like to take a chunk of that meat!

Person 2: Ew you dumb bitch, he’s taken by Valentina Zambrano!

by unknownuserhere March 20, 2023

Peanut Butter Corndog

When You're Having Back Door Adventures and Your Junk Came Out With A Little Nutty Surprise.

Damn !! I was Having Fun with This Girl in Her Doo Doo Maker and my Junk Came Out like a Peanut Butter Corndog

by MichaelAmadeus87 March 22, 2024

Hell's Corndog

A sadomasochistic sexual practice, in which a soldering iron is inserted into the male urethra and then turned on.

Nurse 1: "Did you see what 1014 did to his penis? It's all kinds of fucked up."
Nurse 2: "Yeah! He told me he dropped it soldering iron on his dick, but we all know he gave himself a Hell's Corndog."

by DocGadsden March 3, 2025

L.A. corndog

When you take a Xanax and then shove an oxycotton up your ass

Guy one : I did a L.A. corndog today before class and got so zooted the whole day bro it was insane

Guy two: what's that bro

Guy one : an L.A. corndog is when you take Xanax and shove an oxycotton up your ass

by Bamf123 May 29, 2018