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cacking

Cracking, it's know as fucking or going to fuck
Another word similar to this is cacked which means your higher than a mother fucker.
"Cacking" -Yo after the party last night I went to this chick named Bella, and we cacked ALL FUCKIN NIGH

"Cacked" - dude I'm so fucking cacked, I'm not even on earth right now, look at my eyes. Where even are they??? You I'm so fucking high.

"Hey are you okay??"

"Shhhh I'm to cacked to understand what you are saying rn, your stressin me out. Leave before you ruin my high."
by Duff October 3, 2016
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cockinstall

When one installs their penis into their FreeBSD machine's floppy, CD-ROM/-RW, DVD-ROM/-RW drive in order to receive pleasure. In some cases, this may cause damage to one's machine.
I "cockinstall"ed The GIMP twice last night. Hoo-FUCKING-rah for me.
by HoBnOb December 8, 2002
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cockin a feel

Feeling up/touching someone else without their consent.
Dr. Jones was cockin a feel on a stranger the other day.
by Bat Guy February 6, 2017
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cooking the blunt

When you light the lighter under a rolled blunt and wave the fire back and forth through the blunt.

It helps keep the blunt laid after you lick and tuck it down.
Guy1: "Aye, you finished rolling the L yet?"
Guy2: "Yea hold on i'm cooking the blunt rn then we can smoke."
by mistadavidbell April 10, 2017
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Chotch Clocking

Beating, hurting, or bothering someone who resembles chotch-like qualities. Similar to "fag bashing' but with chotch bags.
"Dude, I saw a real chotchbag sitting inside of starbucks."

"Awesome! Let's go out chotch clocking and clock his ass!"

"And How!"
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Cherry Coking

When a woman is bleeding out of her vagina.
Damn bitch are you cherry coking? you got a nasty attitude.
by drawback818 August 12, 2009
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Bundy Clocking

Sitting on your friends nose with no pants on.
Optimal bundy clock will leave skid mark on tip of victims nose.
Derived from the punch in card slot system invented by Slate Rock and Gravel Company and used by Fred Flintstone.
So named due to the similarities between the sliding of the bundy card into the slot and the sliding of the nose into the sphincter as well as the crunch that can be heard when performed correctly.

Can also be done by hired employee who may posses added the std factor that one may want to pass on to their victim for added retribution.
I saw the photo of you tea baggin me at that party. Funny, original, creative.
Really great stuff, I tried something a little different but if watching too much Dane Cook hadn't killed your sense of smell by yelling at you that way he does you would know there is a smudge of shit on your nose right now, not as much as there was; seems you're not the most anal face cleaner (lolPUN)

There's a fb fan page, twitter feed and something called the bundy the baggers united.
Video of the Bundy Clocking on request.

Also, google images is full of photographic evidence of your nose sliding up into my ass crack which had been prepared earlier. Two particularly gruesome shits taken over 3 hours, 1st is lightly wiped, 2nd no wipe.

Don't ever put your balls in the mouth of a passed out individual again you sexually confused quasi rapist.

I'll find you and sit on your nose until I am satisfied with the amount of shit left on your nose as well as the shape, consistency and aesthetic appeal of the shit smudge.
This particular Bundy Clock came with a complimentary dangle berry courtesy of my neighbours dog type animal.
Expect to sneeze shit for 4-6 wks with possible pink eye like symptoms and some kind of hoof infection.

A small permanently inked smudge in a shitish colour and you will avoid further clockage..
MOVE YOUR BUNDYCLOCK!!
by Professor Beatnik April 28, 2011
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