chumpstick

1. (n.) An unseasonably gullible individual that falls for even the most outlandish of pranks and jokes.

2. (n.) The characteristic skin flush that spreads along the cheeks of an embarrassed individual after realizing that he or she has just been conned.

1. "Man, she's such a chumpstick that she even believed the story about how I met Santa Claus in Rio last March."

2. "She was so embarrassed after I pointed out how long her arms really are that two bright red chumpsticks appeared on her cheeks."

by Crystal's mom January 27, 2007

chump

a person who abuses steroids and goes to the gym alot (you can usually spot a chump by the way they walk)

look at that chump over there he actually walks like hes been raped

by ibukun April 9, 2009

ChumpCity

A word that is yelled out when someone says a really good and well timed insult to another person, such as "burn" but not nearly as cool.

"Ew, stop eating that, it looks like vomit!"
"Your mom looks like vomit, yet i still eat her."
"CHUMPCITY!"

by Quyen Nghiem November 25, 2003

Chumphries

Kris Humphries must really feel like a chump after his 72 day marriage to Kim Kardashian.

"A 20.5 ct ring, a televised wedding, man she really played that dude like a Chumphries"

by Utleygirl November 6, 2011

Chump

An overall loser who makes several attempts to try and be cool but fails miserably.

"Jack tried to fight me and I beat the shit out of him. He's such a chump"

by Shaggy-J November 18, 2016

Chump Change

Also known as Cc for short, usually is a person that isn’t up to par with everybody.

That kid is horrible at Spikeball
People probably call him Chump Change

by Senior_TIto December 30, 2018

bubba chumpies

big huge hoop earrings popularized by late 80s early 90s female rappers with fade haircuts

look at that bitch with the bubba chumpies

by maphive December 17, 2003