sex cell division 

This is also called meiosis. It is the production of sex cells, or gametes. It is different from mitosis, or normal cell division.

Gametes are Sperm and Egg cell.

One gamete contains 1/2 the genetic information that a parent cell would have.

At the end of meiosis, there will be 4 "daughter cells" from 1 parent cell.

Errors in this process lead to conditions such as:
- Down Syndrome
- Turner Syndrome
Klinefelter Syndrome

and more!

male sperm under go meiosis or "sex cell division" to make sure there is a supply of sperm readily available

sex cell division by c=2.997924562 November 21, 2011

Florida Jail Cell 

Person 1 bends over and spreads asscheeks. Person 2 sits lined up asshole to asshole and shits in rectum.

Sally: "I have to shit."

Molly: "There's no toilet around."

Sally: "Fuck, what shall we do?"

Molly: "Florida Jail Cell. Use my asshole as your personal toilet."

Florida Jail Cell by Da Ryzzer November 22, 2011

San Jose Cell Phone

A sexual act in which a man inserts his fist into the Anus of another Man or Woman, and begins to ring a bell in time with the pumping of his fist. A Bell can be substituted for a cheesy 80's beat played on a Boombox.

"The misses and I were feeling frisky last night, so I gave her a San Jose Cell Phone with that one Devo song."

San Jose Cell Phone by Neckbeard Jones July 21, 2009

Splinter Cell'd 

The art of excusing ones self from intense sexual intercourse in lue of the need to urinate thus exiting the slightly dimmed area and imitating the traits of a well trained assassin by stealthly shadow stepping your way back in leaving the victim clueless and sniping a semen streamed shot onto the most exposed and vulnerable side of the face giving you enough time to exit the premise before the guards are alerted. Extra points for the ears.

Ivan - "Jeremy, I'm sorry man. I had to splinter cell'd your mom last night in order to make a quick escape."

Jeremy - "It's all good, as long as your safe broseafus."

Ben - "Well I'm glad to see someone made it out :\..."

Splinter Cell'd by Rolemodel05 October 8, 2010

splinter cell 

1. A miserably failed attempt at copying Metal Gear Solid.

2. A game with horribly bad AI due to the fact that people dont notice Sam and his giant billboard forehead.

Man they released another stealth game but it was a total splinter cell.

splinter cell by Jebbedo May 4, 2009

illegal cell phone 

What cell phones are called insied a mariner classroom

He got booked for 3 years in mariner jail for the possesion of a cell phone on mariners school country teratory.

illegal cell phone by lolwut484793ue3j February 17, 2005

spank the cell 

A term commonly used by suburban teens on away messages in order to inform their peers to call them on their cellular devices

auto response from suburbanteen:
I'm out!!!
spank the cell

spank the cell by mmmhmmm July 13, 2004