caterpillar carrier

someone who has a daft like moustache shaped like a caterpillar feeding from the bullshit that comes from his mouth

hahaha, look at his caterpillar carrier on his face, pay no attention to him, he's obviuosly a retard

by horsearse July 18, 2009

Purse Carrier

A gutless, mindless, emasculated male who has been relegated to taking orders from women who won't have sex with him.

Man, that Al Gore is a purse carrier.

by alphamale68 December 19, 2009

Coconut Carrier

The testicular package, your ballsack if you will.

Ahh She hit me in the coconut carrier!

by YoMama,YoDaddy,YoBigFatGranny January 14, 2011

The Carrie

The act performed after a man and woman have sex while the woman is on her menstrual cycle where after reaching her peak, the woman rubs her bloody vagina all over her male partner.

Girl, he said he didn't care if I was on my period so I gave him The Carrie last night. rainbow sex

by Silent Scorpion May 14, 2013

Douchecraft carrier

An escalation of the douche canoe

dude you're such a douchecraft carrier

by ICBPenguin February 14, 2017

The Carrie Underwood

When you put your car in neutral at the top of the hill, then start having sex in the back. The car starts to role down the hill as you get it on, and when you cum you scream, “Jesus take the wheel!”

This funeral is sad but The Carrie Underwood was completely worth it.

by wadrow October 17, 2019

Captain Capri

A trash ass guy. He’s lame af and can’t play rainbow 6. Has a bomb ass wifey though. Don’t know how this guy has friends.

Omg this trash ass player named Captain Capri needs to be off the team!

by Videogame girl 420 May 28, 2020