mistletoe camping

Standing underneath a mistletoe and waiting for a passerby to kiss

Where's John?
He went mistletoe camping in the mall.

by ThatGuyWithoutACoolNamedafuq April 8, 2016

shit camping

When you have to shit and someone is in the only stall for an absurd length of time

"Hey what took you so long"

"Oh i was shit camping, some fuckwad took the only stall"

by 8pumpchump August 2, 2016

mexican camping

When a family from mexico goes camping next to the border so that they can illegally cross it the next day

Jose and his parents went Mexican camping yesterday to go cross the border

by XxDjango UnchainedxX July 27, 2016

mexican camping

When a Mexican family goes camping next to the border so that they can illegally cross it the next day

Jose and his family went to go Mexican camping so that the can cross the border the day after

by XxDjango UnchainedxX July 27, 2016

Wine camping

A "Hoity Toity" term for getting shit faced drunk on wine in the woods!

For example a business professional may tell his colleagues that he is going wine camping this weekend because it sounds more refined and cultured, instead of "I have been so stressed that I am going to pack my car with wine, drive into the woods, drink it all and commune with nature in my plastered state".

by SpringLaRee April 22, 2017

Bush Camping

The worst thing you can do in Fortnite.

Person 1: Where are you?
Person 2: I'm bush camping in Salty, will meet up at Dusty.
Person 1: (Leaves Game)

by FAMLIT PERSON June 5, 2018

Magic Carpeting

When you're baked as and you're in the car but you're so baked it feels like you're on a magic carpet.

"Hun, slow down im magic carpeting hard out right now."

by MRS FEAST June 8, 2018