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cages

Another word for killograms
How many cages you bench lahd
by Batemanator March 9, 2021
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Cage.

Yup... Another part to the cage thing... Hope you're ready.... It's going to be a good one.
Lucifer "Back to the cage.... Oh, not THIS place again! What in the..."

God "Hey, look! I made a guy!"

Adam "Hello."

Lucifer "Oh great it talks-What in the hell is going on here!? You made a guy!? Why would you even-"

God "Yup. I made a guy. He's like us... Kind of. It's pretty good, man, I'm having him name all the stuff."

Lucifer "Great! Just great! You know there's an ethical-"

God "Hey, we're gonna go name some stuff, alright? See ya later!"

Lucifer 😮 💨 "..... Alright...."

*A few hours later*

Lucifer "Oh great... There's two of them..."

God "We're back! Man, that was fun! We named a bunch of stuff today."

Lucifer "Care to explain... That?"

God "Ooooh... Right. Yeah, Adam was saying that he gets a little lonely when I'm not around so... There. I made her out of one of his ribs."

Eve "Hello."

Lucifer 😮 💨 "So, what? Now he has an odd number of ribs?"

God "What? No. That would be stupid-"

Lucifer "AAAAHH!! OK! YUP! You're right! Why would I think that!? How could I have been so stupid!?"

God "It's ok but calm down you're gonna scare em."

Adam & Eve 😖

Adam "Snake!" 🫵

God "Ope! Ha! You're snake! That's hilarious!"

Lucifer "I'm not a snake..."

God "Well, this has been fun but I need a nap. Goodnight everybody!"
by Hym Iam February 18, 2023
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nicolas caging

The act of using one's Best Actor in a Leading Role Oscar to penetrate a Korean Forest Whitaker look-alike.
by assrag February 28, 2015
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cage

Something that traps things-birds, pets, etc.
I wish I could get a cage to trap that naughty parrot!
by PopEva August 27, 2019
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booby cage

A “boob” is a dumb person. Someone that goes through life unsuspecting of things. A “booby trap” is a trap that is so obviously a trap that only a boob would get caught in it. Sometimes a prison is also referred to as a “booby trap” because those in there were not smart enough to stay out of it.
My friend got thrown in the booby cage. The dumbass should have known the cops were watching that house for illicit drug dealing.
by Yukon pete May 5, 2018
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CAGED

"CAGED"
Getting CAGED is when you are playing as Johnny (Best Choice) Cage and win by cheating death with your fatal blow
You just got CAGED
by CountChocula956 December 17, 2023
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nicole cage

The most famous model, singer, stripper, and overall queen that celebrity culture has ever seen
Nicole Cage is such an iconic part of celebrity culture!
by MissNicoleCage November 12, 2020
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