Catching That Turtle

When two dudes skip the draft and have gay sex in Oklahoma. The usual fee for this is $100.

You still owe me a Hundo for Catching that turtle.

by C-Note-444 January 25, 2021

Catching Momentum

A phrase that can be said that can be used as an excuse in any situation no matter how big or small.

Conspiracy Theorist: Bush why did you blow up the twin towers??

Bush: Catching momentum.

by Catching_Momentum May 29, 2018

Witch Catch

A Witch Catch is the culmination of a successful Witch Hunt.

It appears that Mueller's Witch Hunt, currently with over 32 indictments and or convictions, has turned into a successful Witch Catch.

by keyline26 November 28, 2018

Catch all

A disease with a diagnostic criteria so vast that it consumes and absorbs all the other diseases. Short for “catch all diagnosis.”

Person 1: “Idk man, I was just sitting in class then my heart started beating real fast and I fainted.”
Person 2: “did you see a doctor?”
Person 1: “yeah they said it’s anxiety and that fainting was recently added to the symptoms in the DSM.”
Person 2: “whatever anxiety is a catch all anyway.”

(It was stage 5 cancer)

by Sacredfart March 12, 2023

Some catch

"Some catch" means that that person is very good looking and would be a great girlfriend/boyfriend.

That girl Sophie is some catch

by QweBanker July 23, 2017

catch a fresh

Take a showere

Yo you ready.

Nah I have to catch a fresh

by Dolfan8787 February 15, 2018

catch and release

To catch and release is to go after a guy/girl until it becomes apparent that they want you, then, you just drop it, and move on.

"I'm so sick of him already... I think it's time to move on to my next victim."
"God, you're always doing that to guys...."
"Yeah man, it's all about the catch and release."

by Alive89 November 24, 2006