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No Chance Hooligan

A moron, a time waster, a person who lives in their own world, someone who has no grip on reality, could be but not limited to a stoner, a crackhead a dole bludger etc.

This guy has no clue about money, petrol, living in the real world,what a No chance hooligan.
I went out on a few dates with Georgie, it was going well but then out of nowhere she stopped getting back to me, she turned out to be a real No Chance Hooligan!

My mate only wants to sit in his shed and get baked, what a no chance hooligan.

How much chance does she have? None!
by MichaelSchofield89 November 9, 2012
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chance

Either a diligent student or a party animal. Student by day, man whore by night. There’s a chance that you will get the chance. Take the chance? Leave the chance? What are your chances of getting and taking the chance.
1. Did you get the chance last night?

2. I had the chance
1. You had the chance chance???
2. Yessss but I didn’t take that chance

1. Shoulda taken that chance when you had the chance
by Channerslut69 October 17, 2021
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Chance

1.) a possibility of something happening

2.)the occurrence and development of events in the absence of any obvious design.

3.) Someone who looks like a string bean w/ earrings.
How did you guys meet? By chance.

Take a chance on chance.
by Sabrina Secrets July 7, 2019
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no chance in hell

Everytime you try to mess with Vincent Kennedy McMahon and WWE that's what happens.
Mia tried to mock the pro-wrestling industry and WWE, but she soon learned that she had NO CHANCE IN HELL.
by HeatheyMac December 8, 2017
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3rd chance

This is the chance that is after the 1st and 2nd Chance that a girl gives a boy in their relationship after messing up
This is the chance that is after the 1st and 2nd chance that a girl gives a boy in their relationship after messing up

John this is your 3rd chance in our relationship
by O. P. Paul March 17, 2020
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Dan Chance

When you go to a party, sit sober the whole time and make no moves on any women.
I did a proper dan chance at that party last night
by Lxxxx January 2, 2021
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chance herman

One sexy ass mother fucker who gets all the ladies and never wears his shirt at band. He has 3 kids and shares a Italian
by 124me421 August 12, 2017
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