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"I heard Sir Sir Francis Loganallahan Black-a-Crack Nashville Bunch-a-Crunch King III wasn't even sad about his cousin's death!"
"Yeah, what a selfish prick!"
by Canned_Ice July 28, 2019
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earth-crunch

adj. A variation of the common phrase earthy-crunchy. This variant implies a more active sense of the phrase than its passive version that uses y's. It is still heavily rooted in all things hippie/organic/natural/environmentalist, staying true to its tree-hugging roots.
Shannon is so earth-crunch when she comments on our posts about envrionemtanl mumbo-jumbo, especially when the topic of conversation was so skillfully set on seductive spheres of sin known as cherries.
by The Vampire of cherries August 25, 2009
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Crunch Coat

The extra weight one puts on from working extended long hours for an employer.
I still have my crunch coat from my last project.
by CyberGolem December 28, 2009
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crunch-nuggets

When a man uses excel to model an investment, performing simple modifications on formulas to make a return, and produce a golden "nugget".
DR: "Weiner, you are so good at valuing real estate."
JW: "It's what I do. I work it 'til I know it'll crunch-nuggets."
by MintinMoney April 17, 2011
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crunch out

To creep out on someone, derived from the infamous sketchy rave character Captain Crunch
Ew, that creep with the one-eyed stare is starting to crunch out on all the young girls, trying to give them all free hugs.
by 12er McLush May 1, 2011
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zoodabega crunch

a healthy breakfast cereal with zucchini and rutabaga.
Hey mom can you pour me a bowl of zoodabega crunch? I'm late for school!
by Fortune Wookie May 7, 2011
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Time Crunching

Time crunching is when you chug a bottle of couch syrup, and see how many times you can masturbate before you pass out!
Has anybody seen John? Yeah he's passed out, he was Time Crunching. Anna walked in the room and said it was a disgusting mess!
by Rockedupmotha September 11, 2010
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