sargent burger

When you are in JROTC and you think you are a Sargent but you are obese as fuck

This kid in my class is a Sargent burger

by Poopy Dicky April 10, 2017

Purse Burger

A burger carried in purse or pocket so one doesn't have to be too hungry, or get blood sugar out of balance.

Working from home made it easy for Jane to stick with her super healthy eating habits, such as eating a small bit of very healthy food every three hours. The problem is when she goes out and doesn't have time or access to food. But she solves the problem by always having a turkey burger in a small plastic bag. People just think she's eating a muffin, because who would carry a purse burger?

by JaneGordon.com March 19, 2023

whopper burger

a whopper burger is a big burger that has a meat patty made of 100% medium sized child and the toppings are ... lettuce, pickles, mayo, cyanide, tomato and ketchup

let's go get a whopper burger

by seanpele April 24, 2017

Zinger burger

term for spicy chicken in middle east and south asia

p1:is the zinger burger spicy?
p2:obviously

by Firfir December 1, 2019

Zingy burger

A recipe for disaster

Normal human: "Bro these zingy burgers are fucking trash."

Gourmet chef: "Sorry some rat made that disgusting pile of shit."

by The Denounced Prophet October 14, 2020

Air Burgers

After a high level of cocaine consumption a person may begin “chewing air burgers”.

A person grinding or chomping their jaw after blowing back a few gator tails.

Guy 1: “yo how many lines did Ricky slam!?”
Guy 2: “I don’t know bro! But look at him he’s chewing air burgers over there!”

by Lilboyblue June 6, 2022

tore a burger

When you are having anal sex (predominately applied to man-on-man intercourse) and the size of your penis causes the person's rectum to tear and start bleeding, like when the juices of a rarely cooked burger leaks out between two buns.

Paul: Hey Don, I heard you hooked up with Jake the other day. Y'all gonna see each other again?

Don: Nah, things got too hot and heavy and let's just say I tore a burger. Things got awkward, and now that kid ain't returning mah phone calls.

Paul: Damn brah. That's why you lube up son!

by AJKazooie August 25, 2019