sometimes sticky, always greasy . has weird rash on his hand that kinda looks like herpes . but nice! and gay but not GAY GAY.
Brandon , wow , what a man.
by pplover3000 July 19, 2018

A cum-guzzling cunt.
by Handlehandlehandle December 8, 2015

Probably one of the ugliest, little dick, pussy ass bitch, no money ass, no college, dropped out the marines ass to join the navy, and is a failure in life.
Ew, look at how Brandon he is
by iamnotbrandon43 December 1, 2016

A guy that will always be there for you, even though he likes another girl, You as a human being would never regret meeting him
by Sassychicboo369 December 11, 2016

by Matthewj21 June 24, 2015

Known as a "jodie" in the military. The kind of guy that moves in on a taken girl. Likely to sleep with your wife.
Common causes of Brandon deaths: Toms
Common causes of Brandon deaths: Toms
by chelsea's man December 14, 2010
