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Brandon

A Fag.
Brandon is a fag
by Buddybbb May 3, 2016
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Brandon

sometimes sticky, always greasy . has weird rash on his hand that kinda looks like herpes . but nice! and gay but not GAY GAY.
Brandon , wow , what a man.
by pplover3000 July 19, 2018
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Brandon

A cum-guzzling cunt.
Brandon, that guy you love to hate.
by Handlehandlehandle December 8, 2015
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Brandon

Probably one of the ugliest, little dick, pussy ass bitch, no money ass, no college, dropped out the marines ass to join the navy, and is a failure in life.
Ew, look at how Brandon he is
by iamnotbrandon43 December 1, 2016
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Brandon

A guy that will always be there for you, even though he likes another girl, You as a human being would never regret meeting him
Girl 1: Hey, did you see Brandon today???
Girl 2: yeah, I like him
Brandon: WHATTTT
by Sassychicboo369 December 11, 2016
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Brandon

A person who makes plans with you and then backs out every time right before its time
by Matthewj21 June 24, 2015
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Brandon

Known as a "jodie" in the military. The kind of guy that moves in on a taken girl. Likely to sleep with your wife.
Common causes of Brandon deaths: Toms
That guy is totally Brandoning that married lady!
by chelsea's man December 14, 2010
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