Boob Static

A distracting mental effect experienced by most males which is caused by close proximity to a woman whose breasts are either obviously large, or are on display.

"Hey Chip, did you agree with Janet's novel interpretation of the Heisenberg Uncertainty Principle?"

"What? No. I could not follow anything she was saying, there was way too much boob static."

by sarzia September 30, 2011

Boob stare

The slack-jawed look of a typical man who is staring obviously at a womens boobs. The common man, while in this trance, is oblivious to all activities other than the bouncing of the target females boobs.

Usually ends disastrously (a slap to the face.)

Kasey: Oh. My. God. That freak Aaron is giving me a boob stare! Eeeeeewww...

Aaron: Hey bro, check it out! Are you seeing what i am seeing? Look at Kasey's boobs!!!

by Boobinator15 August 15, 2011

Sunder Boob

The revealing of both the side and the bottom area of a womans breast.

"OMG! I can't believe I'm seeing both side AND under boob!!!!

"No, thats Sunder Boob!"

by Pigliver July 19, 2009

Boob Fuck

When a guy uses his penis to have sexual intercourse with a girls breasts.

Chad : Hey babe I got A boner remove your panties so I can fuck you!
Kiersten: Sorry I'm ovulating and would rather not get pregnant again!
Chad : No problem I will just Boob Fuck you then squirt cum all over your naked body!
Kiersten : Wow you always have a solution to satisfy your sexual needs!
Chad : Shut up and get naked!

by SlopNChop January 24, 2017

boob shirt

shirt worn by male or female that shows off the breasts

Dang girl that boob shirt hides nothing from the imagination- i can see your nipples!

by clevergypsy February 23, 2007

boob wizard

A highly skilled individual who can quickly glance at a pair of titties and accurately name their size

That creepy guy with shades on the metro is usually a boob wizard. Whispers of "34C"s can be heard as he walks past.

by Meghansolo7 September 6, 2015

boob weed

when a woman with a promiscuous disposition shows her breasts in order to obtain marijuana and then displays the drug victoriously only to be stolen out of her hand by (male) individuals moving unfathomably fast. The resulting marijuana taken from the skank is 'boob weed.'

'took the boob weed right out of that bitches hand'

by bsp4life November 5, 2009