Verb
1) Means to rub ones scrotum against an object.
2) To make a mistake.
3) To degrade an object/person.
1) Means to rub ones scrotum against an object.
2) To make a mistake.
3) To degrade an object/person.
1) "I can't believe you bollocked Mr Abbott's dog!"
2) "I'm going to bollock this test."
3) "She was completely bollocked last night"
2) "I'm going to bollock this test."
3) "She was completely bollocked last night"
by John The Fishmage January 1, 2014
Get the to bollockmug. A phrase used to describe the stress or anger of someone else, often used to attempt to calm them down. Similar to don't get your knickers in a twist.
Derives from the painful experience of testicular torsion.
One who has their "bollocks in a knot" is either very stressed or is in some way pained or angered.
Derives from the painful experience of testicular torsion.
One who has their "bollocks in a knot" is either very stressed or is in some way pained or angered.
John: Ryan I think I've left my history homework at home...
Ryan: Mate, don't get your bollocks in a knot, it's not due in until Friday.
Ryan: Mate, don't get your bollocks in a knot, it's not due in until Friday.
by JohnJoeTheGood May 14, 2019
Get the Bollocks in a Knotmug. A term used to describe someone who is an absolute idiot or someone who has said something so stupid that there’s no other response possible to fit the description
by Brie twighlight September 6, 2018
Get the Squonk bollockmug. by Robdog July 9, 2018
Get the Talking bollocksmug. by Master baiter972527 February 1, 2018
Get the popcorn bollocksmug.