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jessie biscuit

jessie biscuit refers to the way a woman holds her hand bag, primarily the bag should be of the short handled type and is held by one arm near the crux of the elbow with the arm and forearm pointing in the general direction of travel. It can also refer to a man holding a bag, for example a laptop bag, again held by one arm through the handles near the elbow.
This term is used in Glasgow, Scotland and was first uttered in the town of Castlemilk.
Look at wee jessie biscuit coming with her bag.
Mike looks a right wee Jessie Biscuit with that bag on his arm.
by ScottishEgit June 12, 2018
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Groovy biscuit

A very tasty biscuit that masons enjoy . Normally in a lunch box the groovy biscuit is from Aldi or other British super markets.
The biscuit is a chocolate biscuit with caramel in the middle and little smartie like things on top .
Alfie:hey mason what you eating there.
Mason:my groovy biscuit
by Masons mum November 17, 2019
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Spinal Biscuit

A sex position often involving the male bending the female backwards until her vertebrae, under the stress of being bent so far back, snaps forward a piece of vertebrae out of the females mouth. After said vertebrae is out, the man will bend it in a biscuit shape and put it over her vagina and then eating her out.
"Dude I'm so fucking full after having Spinal Biscuit for breakfast." - bro 1
"Really??? I thought that was illegal in the state of Washington!" - bro 2
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Farm biscuit

Boy 1: hey you see that girl?
Boy 2: yea she's a farm biscuit bro!
by Wizzidy January 26, 2015
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dankosity biscuit

pot cookie that hits you like fuckin kryptonite. Go back to tha valley, blouses
1) can no longer function properly
2) so high are no longer *entirely* focused on sex with hotties
3) probably gonna cheese out--a lot--as in all day cheesefest (crumbles of dankosity biscuit seen amid disheveled piles of clothes strewn across floor)
4) might try to revive oneself in cold shower but instead pass out with water running and pinch a loaf in the tub
by matthew mc December 9, 2008
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German Biscuit

Someone who is born between an blonde-haired blue-eyed German and a non-German. Also, any of that person's children, grandchildren, etc.
Person 1: What's with that guy?
Person 2: Oh, he's a German Biscuit, he always acts like that.
by aggressive_nee June 5, 2018
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