Bert

A name for a cat that means he is cute,intelligent , loves going outside (not in the cold though) , and is everything you would ever want in a cat.

Man, that cat is everything he must be named bert.

by apersonthatsnotnamednicole January 28, 2019

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Bert and Ernie

2 Italians that cannot speak English and make love to eachother in secret. People from the 4th world.

you 2 are a right pair of Bert and Ernies!

by BIGGBALLZ April 26, 2022

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Bert is kumalalas daughter. Bert has a family. Her dad is named Tasso, her sister is stab me, her mom is kumalala. She is a very silly person. She wants to know if someone plays roblox. Tasso also texted someone with his bottom.

Bert likes to break lamps.
Ik!!

by IHATESUSANLICEYHAIR96 July 7, 2022

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Bad Bert

Bestest game player around

i am a bloody champion

by Steve May 1, 2004

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bio-bertha

A very large woman who promoted the green movement before it became a trend by providing shade in the summer and heat in the winter to her mate.

You see that mexican with the frito bandito mustache with
bio-bertha? I bet when she sits on his face he looks like the

headless horseman.
FRIEND (BEGINS TO GAG HIS TACOS UP IN THE GARBAGE CAN)

by driver_im8 July 19, 2009

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urban beartrap

When your side hoe wants to become your main one and goes extreme measures to do so. The whore waits until you've buried your cock into her hole and squeezes her pussy to hold your cock inside her. You then try desperately to get out of her pussy before you cum.

I was caught in a urban beartrap last night.

by WhiteDeath115 January 15, 2016

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