biederman

Someone who's a butt-kiss, suck up, and/or brown noser.

He only got that promotion cuz he's a goddamned Biederman

by burnsh September 20, 2009

joey bender

a really hott and drop dead gorgeous scene boy on myspace
alot of women flock all over him, and want his penis
turns normal women into complete sluts

A: im saving myself for marriage..
B: hey look its joey bender
A: OMG ID FUCK HIM!!!

by lalagirls November 8, 2009

Breeder

1. A derogatory term for anyone who reproduces, ever. Generally used by antisocial virgin nerds whose own nurturing instincts are limited to Pokemon. Ironically, most such individuals still live with their parents.

2. A derogatory term for a heterosexual. Generally used by homosexuals.

3. A derogatory term for selfish, irresponsible, or self-absorbed parents. Generally used by anyone who has ever had to listen to a screaming small child that does not belong to them, or anyone who has ever seen octomom's insipid, collagen-filled face on a TV screen or magazine cover.

Those fucking breeders had better not bring their screaming crotchlings to the Transformers 2 premiere! What do they think this is, a kids' movie?

by Jett June 12, 2009

bender

a bender is a really bad hockey player. their skates bend in at the ankles, their knees bend in, and their back is bent over and they are leaning on their stick because they have no control over what they are doing and they can't skate.

-in a men's league where nobody can skate and they are all bad
-look at all of those benders, they are so bad.
-you can also have benderitis, very hard to get rid of.

by Alex Digirolamo December 15, 2008

bender

A homosexual male. Literally someone who bends over and takes it in the ass.

If you put a rainbow sticker on your car, people might think you are a bender.

by Osro August 25, 2005

24/7 Bleeder

When a girl acts emotional, and has mood swings, all the time. It almost seems like it`s her `time of the month` all the time. In short, a total bitch and a bring-down.

Roger: Hey man, Shirley freaked today for no apparent reason.

Dominic: I know! What a 24/7 Bleeder!

by JABBAJ May 7, 2009

JJ - The King of Beepers

A fuggin jackass who made annoying commercials for years, broadcast in the Los Angeles area, claiming that he had a better deal on beepers and other wireless communication equipment than everyone else. The commercials were the butt of many jokes that did him far more harm than good, fuggin jackass.

JJ: "I am JJ - the king of beepers! I am the best..."

Viewer: "Turn the fuggin channel away from that shit."

by Duke71 June 9, 2009