Out of the basement

Sure you can hide skeletons in the closet, but you can hide full on dead bodies in your basement!

The big brother of coming 'out of the closet', coming out of the basement signifies the confession to something that is a true mind fucker. A reaction to a basement confession usually results in the following reactions:
-Screaming, crying, bleeding, vomiting, black outs, suicide, or homicide

Dude 1: Bro, Matt totally came out of the basement yesterday when he was drunk?

Dude 2: No shit, what did he say?

Dude 1: He mentioned his fantasy of having an all nighter with a thai lady boy!

Dude 2: AHHHHHHHHHHHH! *Vomits*
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Ex 2

Dude 1: *On iPhone texting* Hey dude, what are you doing?

Dude 2: Not much, just fucked my little brother in bed

Dude 1: o.O coming out of the basement much?

Dude 2: FUCK, auto correct fail! I meant tucked!

by Explicit folly January 27, 2011

Bassenstein

n.
A bass turned self-aware monster having the appearance of a man.

Bassenstein came alive with the full moon and blood-shat a huge stank-funk that rattled the backbone of the network.

by zerokarmaleft April 4, 2005

Pulling A Bassett

attempting to cover up your obvious and blatant homosexuality by maintaining a long-distance relationship with a high school "sweetheart"

I didn't want to come out to my friends, so I ended up pulling a Bassett and fooled everyone.

by vengeance81 January 6, 2011

Joshua Bassett

A guy who BROKE queen Olivia Rodrigo's heart to leave her for a BLONDE. We DONT stan Joshua Basset. He is no longer the cute guy we all like from HSMTMTS He said forever now she drives alone past his street.

Person one: Joshua Bassett broke my heart.
Person two: You talked to Joshua Bassett?? No wonder.

by asaggitariuswhore January 15, 2021

Basement Waterproofing

To permanently eliminate water seepage in your foundation, crawlspace, or basement.

repair options

1. Water management
2. Excavatiion
3. Replace foundation

We had a Water Management system installed as our Basement Waterproofing. Other companies wanted to excavate around our entire home.

by Paul J. Thornton October 7, 2007

Basset Hound

1. BASSET HOUND = Mountain lion a male 45 -55 yo. 2. A Basset Hound is similar to a Wolf Hound, only it refers to an un-attrative past his prime man seeking younger women. 3. The only difference between the terms Basset Hound and and Wolf Hound are that Wolf Hounds are usually somewhat attractive and Basset Hounds are usually quit wrinkled, worn out and loose.

What happened to Charlie Sheen he is such a Basset Hound.

by feeling left out June 21, 2013

Dark basement

A place where all the communistic political imps and Hollywood propagandists meet an discuss new and more deviant ways to screw Americans out of a free society.

Obama an hilary have spent muchos hours in the dark basement with their master the antichrist plotting the destruction of western society

by yotaterds January 13, 2021