baked air muffin

when some one blows a fart which makes you yarf (puke yellow chunks) all over fuzzy no no's.

I blew a Baked air muffin which made Betty yarf all over angelo's fuzzy no no.

by Chutny Choadlicker March 8, 2004

Bard Ass

A mixture of the word hard ass and bad ass make up the word bard ass.

Dude Lebron James is such a bard ass.

by The man23 May 20, 2009

Baked Potato

code word for hand job

"i sure could use a baked potato, hunny"

by jbrawl February 3, 2010

baked potato

A couch potato who is also extremely stoned. (see also baked)

Dude, let's go get something to eat!You've been just staring at the TV all night with that bong in your hand, you baked potato!

by FunkyBumpkin April 29, 2005

Baked Potato

1.The gayest of all homosexual acts known to man. Performed by a two men. One holds the other upside down, while both perform oral sex to the other.

2. Used as a derogitory term when one does not like another person. Can be used in three forms: The original "Baked Potato", The "Flamin' Baked Potato", and
the "Homing Missile Baked Potato". Each with coresponding hand gestures.

"The Ref. likes the Baked Potato." "Take your Baked Potato, light it on fire, and throw it. Kaboom." "Take your Baked Potato, light the fuse. Three, Two, One, blast off."

by J.ADAMS June 11, 2006

bardache

n. a young boy kept by an elder gentleman for unnatural purposes; used especially by Frenchmen in reference to young, nubile Egyptian males

Come hither bardache, I seem to have a chancre that needs tending to.

by Edmund Unceworthy June 11, 2006

Baned

Hetty slang for being banned from a message board.

Why was Harmon baned?
his posts were pretty harmless

by BlackPeter April 8, 2009