baboonfish

a person who looks like half a baboon and half a gold fish

WOW! Kristina is such a baboonfish!

by sadfnlksdhg'lshg May 18, 2011

Baboonglish

The idiotic, management language of a deluded motivational speaker.

Pete held the seminar. After a couple of hours listening to his Baboonglish, death by rotavator seemed quite an attractive option after all.

by Grooveyard December 12, 2012

Badooched

When somebody rolls you big time! like when you get your ass handed to you in a card game, or on the basketball court, or you've been shafted or had your ass handed to you.

Poker Game:
Jim: what have you got? I got three 10's
Cam: I got four Aces!!!
Jim: absolutely Badooched!!!

by camrok September 6, 2013

Badoodoe

Code word for anal sex, so others don't know what you are talking about.

The wife and I had Badoodoe last night

by Unchastegreg February 3, 2014

Baboonoids

Having hemorrhoids so bad, your arse resembles a baboon's.

I'd love to take a ride in your motorcycle, but unfortunately, my baboonoids are acting up.

by Euqinimod September 28, 2014

Baboon-smuggla

a guy(usually)whom tries to get the hottest girl in school or an individual who always acts like a total dipshit around girls

WOW!!! look achyo dumb ass!!! You is such a baboon-smuggla for tryin'

by zandasun October 6, 2015

baboon lips

When a male or female has their pants pulled up so tight, you can see their corn hole outline through their clothes.

Ex. Did you see the baboon lips on kelly, it gave me the stink eye.

by PMSKelly December 10, 2015