jiz-bagel

A bagel with Jiz as the spread, instead of cream cheese or butter.

The customer was acting rather snobbish so the baker gave him a nice hot jiz-bagel instead of a plain with creamcheese

by Christopher Joe Smith January 4, 2008

Bagel dogging

When having anal intercourse, and your partner sticks out their tongue.

I was banging her ass so good she started bagel dogging.

by SingleA June 29, 2019

bagel job

Doing something about as good as a Jew would do.

"You're doing a real bagel job over there, Schlomo."

by Joseph The Broseph May 2, 2006

Take the bagel

Like carpe diem it means to seize the day, or the moment. Go for it!

There's nobody here, should we do it?
Definitely. Take the bagel.

by Murperin May 25, 2007

Bagel Boi

Noice lookin bagel 🥯 🔥

That bagel boi is looking toasted today (toasty)

by Skfndkfidnfkdiwkflsijsfk January 17, 2019

bagel passing

Two or more men pass a bagel using nothing but their erect penises. Drop it and you have to eat the bagel.

Congress is to busy "bagel passing" to get any bills passed.

by TCInTampa May 21, 2009

bagel tooth

when someones teeth are circular in shape and seem to have small doughnut holes showing a passage to the individuals tounge and tonsils. Special tooth brushes are made for bagel shaped teeth and look simaler to a javelin.

that bagel tooth beauty over there looks almost tasty.

i would enjoy actually touching that bagel tooth

by festa csta fest.com December 17, 2008