jiz-bagel

A bagel with Jiz as the spread, instead of cream cheese or butter.
The customer was acting rather snobbish so the baker gave him a nice hot jiz-bagel instead of a plain with creamcheese
by Christopher Joe Smith December 12, 2007
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Moist bagel

A very moist person who get ass all the time a.k.a booty eater
Jim is so cool and sexy he is like a moist bagel.
by MoistBagelLover December 17, 2017
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bagel job

Doing something about as good as a Jew would do.
"You're doing a real bagel job over there, Schlomo."
by Joseph The Broseph April 21, 2006
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Take the bagel

Like carpe diem it means to seize the day, or the moment. Go for it!
There's nobody here, should we do it?
Definitely. Take the bagel.
by Murperin May 10, 2007
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louisiana bagel

take a donut of any sort, cut it in half horizontally (like a bagel), spread butter on it and enjoy. Great for breakfast, lunch and dinner. Fat kids love them and skinny kids can only handle a few.
"We were up at the lake house and the only food the gas station had was assorted boxes of hostess donuts. So we bought a pound of butter and ate louisiana bagels all week."

"your going to blow up like a whale if you keep eating those powdered louisiana bagels guy"

"sure ill come over after I finish off this box of louisiana bagels"
by zuke lnosko March 28, 2012
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Bagel Mom

1. Someone who is ready to commit and settle down into housewife and mother duties

2. Someone who is committed to the ups and downs, and is fully aware of the well even worse days.
3. Someone who is over their party phase or wants to skip their party phase to work on more productive things like raising a family
Maya is such a bagel mom. All she does is plan everything and be in bed before 8 PM.
by The LettiLady November 27, 2022
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meat bagel

(noun) A person's anus.

(adjective) Having the appearance of an anus.
"That skanks' meat bagel sure was blown out."

"Wow, that guys' mouth totally resembles a meat bagel!"
by Blapplecakes May 06, 2010
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