The customer was acting rather snobbish so the baker gave him a nice hot jiz-bagel instead of a plain with creamcheese
by Christopher Joe Smith December 12, 2007
by MoistBagelLover December 17, 2017
by Joseph The Broseph April 21, 2006
by Murperin May 10, 2007
take a donut of any sort, cut it in half horizontally (like a bagel), spread butter on it and enjoy. Great for breakfast, lunch and dinner. Fat kids love them and skinny kids can only handle a few.
"We were up at the lake house and the only food the gas station had was assorted boxes of hostess donuts. So we bought a pound of butter and ate louisiana bagels all week."
"your going to blow up like a whale if you keep eating those powdered louisiana bagels guy"
"sure ill come over after I finish off this box of louisiana bagels"
"your going to blow up like a whale if you keep eating those powdered louisiana bagels guy"
"sure ill come over after I finish off this box of louisiana bagels"
by zuke lnosko March 28, 2012
When the male places a bagel around his member, dresses it with olive oil and has two long pubic hair bundles on either side. Bagel preferably made with levantine herbs.
Tasha baked a bagel with levantine herbs, begged her husband to try a new move in the bedroom. He readily greased his pubic hair. They performed the Jerusalem Bagel together late into the night.
by Stevous September 01, 2017
1. Someone who is ready to commit and settle down into housewife and mother duties
2. Someone who is committed to the ups and downs, and is fully aware of the well even worse days.
3. Someone who is over their party phase or wants to skip their party phase to work on more productive things like raising a family
2. Someone who is committed to the ups and downs, and is fully aware of the well even worse days.
3. Someone who is over their party phase or wants to skip their party phase to work on more productive things like raising a family
by The LettiLady November 27, 2022