bacon dangles

when the labia minora surpass the labia majora to a significant degree. also pastrami fallout.

her beef curtains were so tattered she suffered from a severe case of bacon dangles.

by Scroaty McGibblet April 15, 2006

Bacon Bender

Very similar to an alcohol "bender," when you go on a bacon eating spree. So you wake up in the morning intending to fry two pieces of bacon for breakfast, then decide to fry up the whole package and things spiral out of control. You have four pieces of bacon with breakfast, then have a BLT for lunch, then make bacon wrapped dates for an appetizer with bacon wrapped filet mignon for dinner. And all you can think about is bacon!

Damn, I need a bacon fix, I'm about to fry up a few packages of bacon and go on a bacon bender all weekend!

by lodsxu64 September 10, 2011

Strip of bacon

The stains of your dirty asshole in your underwear.

I havn't chnaged my underwear in a week and there is a dark strip of bacon down the middle.

by Metal December 16, 2003

Arm Bacon

Excessive fat on the upper-arm area. Found especially on large women.

Man, did you see Alli's arm bacon? Her arms are as big as my legs!

by Coord August 20, 2008

bacon smuggler

A woman who has meat curtains hanging from her vagina, thus looking like she is smuggling bacon.

Man, that chick last night that I met was a bacon smuggler!

by PiMpShItFoRLiFe December 11, 2006

Bollock Bacon

the dry skin that flakes off you're ball sack

oh man, i found a shitload of bollock bacon in my bed this morning.

that bollock bacon needs some lotion to it

by minge_master_mike November 20, 2010

indian bacon

When a man wraps bacon around his penis and then sticks his bacon wrapped dick into his significant others' asshole then once he has finished they take the bacon off and fry it and enjoy a delicous post anal sex snack.

Hey bill wanna go out for breakfast? Nah mane i just had some indian bacon with kelcy.

by juicy jamess November 09, 2013