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attack i pod lemon

some idiotic peice of shit who cant write a definiton with a damm
(person 1)hey have you heard of attack i pod lemon
(person 2)Ooh yeah FUCK THAT MORON.
by attack i pod lemon May 14, 2021
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Smack Attracting

When someone is begging to get hit.
Man that dude over there is smack attracting, he must really wanna get beat
by hans mgee June 12, 2009
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Cracker Attack

When someone has had enough of you being all up in their space, and smashes a cracker in your face.
by blaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhh October 22, 2010
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textual attraction

When a person of the opposite sex is texting you and always seems to say the right things and it makes you want them sexually.
Girl 1: I didn't think he was that hot but then he started texting me and now I want his load all over my face.

Girl 2: That sounds like some textual attraction.
by - TFish May 1, 2011
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Comedy Attack

When somebody has too much to drink, and as a result has a seizure of comedy. This often involves acts of stupidity or danger which the person will believe to be hilarious.
"You win this time Maiden..." said Chris.
"He's having another Comedy Attack again isn't he?" replied Charlotte.
by Stanners03 November 19, 2011
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Text Attack

Sending one text message as many times as possible in a short period of time to one person causing their phone to freeze up or reboot. Is most effective when five or more people text one persons phone sending them upwards of 100 messages each. Easier to do pre smartphone era but is still possible with the resend feature on most phones being easily accessible.
"I text attacked Jess yesterday to the point where she called me crying saying her phone was broken."
by Mr. C-lay June 19, 2013
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respectably attractive

When you're not attracted to someone yourself, but you can understand why other people think they're attractive, and you acknowledge that.
Alan is straight, but he can easily outline Jared's attractive facial and body features, and believes Jared is respectably attractive.
by Dreamare January 13, 2015
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