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Anus Mouse

An anus mouse is a house mouse who's anus is a gaping chasm. He is commonly found perched atop bottles, usually liquor or dish detergent, depending on what he is trying to accomplish. It is undetermined whether or not anus mice can be female, as they have no discernible genitals. All that is known about this is the sad fact they can not give, anus mice will only ever receive.

Fun fact: Anus mice are often found in the company of cocks.
"Oh no, how many times do we have to warn Anus mouse not to sit on the hot sauce."
by Beef Coup November 7, 2011
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anus twine

A string-like cord of shit that trails after the larger logs have fallen out; is occasionally associated with the likes of diahrrea and occurs most often when diahrrea is present.
"I was taking a massive shit earlier, and I couldn't stand up because of this big anus twine that kept attaching to my poo."
by imperforate_anus January 19, 2013
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anus plugged

when a person puts his finger in another persons anus blocking anything that comes in or out and then the other persons job is to let out some farts which would make a wierd and funny noise, it is a friendly and fun game. finger-less people can use a cork instead but avoid standing in front of it.
i wanted my crush to laugh so i anus plugged my friend

we stayed plugging our anuses all day long
by pewkinetictionals September 21, 2013
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ANUS

We haven't seen an ANUS this bad since the 70's.
by Tang January 31, 2015
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Anushka

the most muscliest girl out there
she is very mean but loving at the same time
and she annoys people but in a good way
Person 1: look at anushka she is so annoying!
Person 2: How??
Person1: She keeps telling me that I'm so nice!
by coolpandude1234 July 16, 2020
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Anusha

The name of a girl who is funny, immature but very wise at the same time, and loves to roast people whilst having a laugh with her closest pals. She lives to socialise and make new friends. Unsurprisingly, She is an extrovert by nature (as you find out when you get to know her). Even though she is not perfect she tries her best to be kind and caring. However, she can be quite impatient at times. Everyone who gets to know Anusha or has the opportunity to talk to her multiple times will know what a hilarious and bubbly girl Anusha is. Don’t be confused though, because if you upset Anusha, nothing will stop her from cutting you out of her life. She is very gentle unless if you behave towards her in a toxic manner. She likes people to know that she will not tolerate that. Anusha might love to diss everyone in her path. This is not necessarily a good thing but it can be quite entertaining tbh.
The name Anusha means First ray of sun or Beautiful morning (sunrise)
by StarryShines November 23, 2021
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Anus

The part of the body that releases poo.
P1: Please can I put my finger in your anus?
P2: Okay, let me know if there’s any poo still in there!
by A.Mr January 24, 2022
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