apple girl

She is a girl who LOVES apples. She only takes one bite and then throws them away. She hates boys that start with H and C.

Person 1: Apple girl is WEIRD
Person 2: Is that apple girl? She always wastes them apples.

by The Lol gang January 4, 2020

Bumpin apples

When one lady and another lady like each other, they mutually deicide to bump their apples together.....

Clair and Rose were bumpin apples together in the forest without either of their husband’s consent or knowledge.......

by Applebumpers June 26, 2019

Apple Snob

A person who only surrounds themselves in the Apple Ecosystem and refuses to leave for any other brand of technology.

My teacher asked if the class could use our Chromebooks to open Google Docs for an assignment, but because I am an Apple Snob, I asked to use my Mac and open Pages instead.

by Dick William Allen April 1, 2020

Jazz Apples

Ladies breasts, normally of a more modest size that can be easily held in the hand.

Shane: Have you seen the new girl in the projects department?
Jamie: You mean Becky? She's got lovely pert tits.
Shane: You're right, a lovely pair of jazz apples.

by manxman69 July 14, 2015

Apple Day

an annual celebration that takes place on October 21 celebrating orchards of blossoming apples every fall; celebrations include the making of apple cider and various 'apple based' games (usually takes place in United Kingdom)

Can't wait to eat loads of apples on Apple Day!

by Blehck! June 29, 2009

apple porn

The first photographs of new Apple products posted on the internet by their smug owners. Usually showing the item :- being purchased, while boxed, being opened, box packaging, box contents, the item still wrapped, the item unwrapped and powered up. Other addicts will be showing signs of jealousy/envy whilst trying to recall that 'new Mac smell'.

Those photos are pure Apple porn.

by Carl D. Patterson May 25, 2006

Apple Picking

To rob people exiting trendy nightlife bars by hitting them on the back of the head with a brick.

"There was an apple picking last night, you know, at that wine bar near my apartment building."

by AnotherByteOfSeattle January 18, 2015