When one lady and another lady like each other, they mutually deicide to bump their apples together.....
Clair and Rose were bumpin apples together in the forest without either of their husband’s consent or knowledge.......
by Applebumpers June 26, 2019
an annual celebration that takes place on October 21 celebrating orchards of blossoming apples every fall; celebrations include the making of apple cider and various 'apple based' games (usually takes place in United Kingdom)
by Blehck! June 29, 2009
A fictional story about one closeted gay boy (The green apple), and one closeted bisexual boy (The red apple) who are best friends having to hide a secret relationship in a world where the authorities won't allow them to date or even be their true selves. This story is completely fictional and has no meaning behind it whatsoever. :)
Amber: I NEED MORE STUFF FOR THE APPLE STORY!!
Grace: *Stays silent*
Brent: Good for you
Annabelle: Ooo! um... idk, Brent what do you think we should do?
Brent: I don't know, figure it out.
Grace: *Stays silent*
Brent: Good for you
Annabelle: Ooo! um... idk, Brent what do you think we should do?
Brent: I don't know, figure it out.
by Hehehe I know March 14, 2021
A person who only surrounds themselves in the Apple Ecosystem and refuses to leave for any other brand of technology.
My teacher asked if the class could use our Chromebooks to open Google Docs for an assignment, but because I am an Apple Snob, I asked to use my Mac and open Pages instead.
by Dick William Allen April 02, 2020
Shane: Have you seen the new girl in the projects department?
Jamie: You mean Becky? She's got lovely pert tits.
Shane: You're right, a lovely pair of jazz apples.
Jamie: You mean Becky? She's got lovely pert tits.
Shane: You're right, a lovely pair of jazz apples.
by manxman69 July 02, 2015
House prices are much lower in Biggleswade than Manhattan, the difference between The Big Apple and The Bigg Apple is more than meets the eye.
by RandyRhoads84 January 23, 2021
The first photographs of new Apple products posted on the internet by their smug owners. Usually showing the item :- being purchased, while boxed, being opened, box packaging, box contents, the item still wrapped, the item unwrapped and powered up. Other addicts will be showing signs of jealousy/envy whilst trying to recall that 'new Mac smell'.
Those photos are pure Apple porn.
by Carl D. Patterson May 19, 2006