Someone who does not know the word failure, he can destroy you in everything you challenge him to. He also has a massive cock(25-30 inches)
by SkinnyPenisi69 November 08, 2019
A man who is quite handsome but also looks like a dork they intend of doing good things for people but it doesn’t always come off that way to others .. they can be quite critical. They have a HUGE heart with pure intentions.. Well they at least try to.
They try their best but ends up fucking shit up. “Damn Alex bought you a deodorant”.. thanks but your basically saying I smell like shit”
by Freeshavacadoo December 24, 2021
Alex, the short name for Alexander. Alexs are...not dumb, they are athletic, kind, weird, cute and good friends. They always bring a smile themselves and can put them on other people’s faces. They are just AWESOME!
by PartyAnimal242 May 27, 2021
by Alextheshagger December 28, 2019
by the private life March 18, 2021
A genuine, but sometimes secretive friend. He is a cunning planner and is great at math. Although he can easily attain a partner, he yearns for true love. They tend to to be very extroverted doing what they feel is most entertaining. He is a full blown risk taker, although his outward confidence hides a more vulnerable character. Due to their creativity and determination, Alex's work tirelessly to reach their long term goals. They love having fun and will risk embarrassment for a good laugh. Truly a life changing human being. The best boyfriend and best friend anyone could ever have. Alex is the most considerate, sweetest, and funniest person there is. Alex is sheltering, comforting, protective, generous, and loving. Alex can make you fall in love with him all over again each day no matter how many days you spend with him, and you'd surely never grow tired of him. Alex does tend to fuck shit up with how adventuresome, energetic, brave, and curious he is - but that's what makes Alex, Alex. Overall, Alex's are a constant source of laughs and are exceptionally loyal friends you'd be lucky to have.
by The kid named squid November 05, 2019
Friend 1 “hey dude wanna go hang out at the park“
Friend 2“Nah bro Alex might be there”
Friend 1“So?”
Friend 2“He’s a simp”
Friend 1“Oh yeh he likes Addison. What a clown”
Friend 2“Nah bro Alex might be there”
Friend 1“So?”
Friend 2“He’s a simp”
Friend 1“Oh yeh he likes Addison. What a clown”
by Alex=simp April 18, 2020