Albert

Albert is a God. Albert's are born with a mustache & are born as adults. Alberts are usually very sexy, funny and admired. They know they are the Alpha in this room.

Man, I wish my boyfriend was an Albert.

by ADAWG69697 November 23, 2021

Albert

Albert is a unicorn. A wildly unpredictable glorious unicorn full of life, energy, and kawaii af. They can be your best friend, help guide you through the difficulties of living on this plane. On the other hand, will absolutely impale you with their rainbow horn and happily bath in your blood if you hurt them or their friends. Albert is and always will be loyal to a fault, have a major case of "disease to please", and loves to see their friends and associates thrive and grow.

Damn, that dude is as loyal as an Albert.

by Sir Winston Puppypotamus November 23, 2021

Albert's beans

Albert's beans is an amazing product published by MrFlimFlam (aka Flamingo or Albert) as a joke sponsor for the Roblox talk show "Denis Nightly", hosted by DenisDaily.

"We got some great stuff tonight, but first a word from our sponsor: ALBERT'S BEANS!!!" - DenisDaily

by Cbrauts707 June 13, 2023

Albert

Albert is a guy that looks depressed everyday but his not. An Albert is a guy that is a smart and dumb guy at the same time. He is mostly good at math. he also erased his emotions.
and this Albert is me

guy hey bro you good you look depressed

albert no men im not depressed

by depressed men March 21, 2023

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by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 10, 2025

Albert Lea, Minnesota

The worst fucking place on earth get me the fuck out of here

Me: Fucking ass there's nothing to do oh my god help kill me now Albert Lea, minnesota sucks ass

by penis and aids June 11, 2025

albert einstein

poor guy who was the center of a meme

-oh my god its albert einstein
-its albert einstein oh my god its albert einstein oh my god
-dude youre albert einstein
-im sorry, what do you want?
-youre albert einstein
-ok

by quarot May 14, 2024