absolutely focken dashing

Ok so basically to be the definition of absolutely focken dashing is to just be me ofc :D

Isa is absolutely focken dashing

by Isa 🐀🐁💨💨 February 2, 2021

As Absolute Balls

To an extreme degree

"It is hot as absolute balls out here. I'm sweating like a pig."

by DoubleDDucky October 3, 2016

Absolutely Imperative

Don’t fuck up or else.

Absolutely imperative: You don’t want to know

by tuco_diaz September 30, 2022

Absolute Luck

An extreme or large amount of luck.

Daniel: "John, I have absolute luck!"

John: "Really? What do you mean?"

Daniel: "I just landed over twenty bottles flips!"

John: "Dude, bottle flipping died off like years ago..."

by Brainless Maniac October 13, 2024

Absolute Unit

Emma/Zara MM
A literal God. Living on mf earth. Emma is a god and a unit. She is always right. She is an absolute unit. A gamer boy. An absolute unit.

Bruh babe bro...Emma...is an absolute unit.
Absolute Unit? Bro that's Emma.
*flexes big phat muscles.

by zaragoesvroom January 14, 2022

Absolut madman

Not just a regular madman, this madman is a hardcore, vodka drinking, possibly Russian madman who has no limits other than to absolutely ruin themselves or at least try to and partake in the most reckless scenarios since takeshi's castle.

Ah yes my mate Greg

Other day he got fucked and decided to do a piss off a cliff and fell about 20ft bollock naked.

What an absolut madman

by dreams of Jupiter May 6, 2020

Bring the absolute fire

When the vibrations from your phone cause your desk to catch alight. Typically when the Falcons hit 20+ booked in a single day.

Gosh darn, I can’t wait to bring the absolute fire today.

by AdamGgGg October 21, 2021