texas tech

where nobody actually graduates from but attends for 6 years just to party and get the raider rash. no class, no grades, no problem i guess they can say they at least went to college.

"Texas tech, where the wind blows as hard as the school."

by ag13 April 21, 2009

Virginia Tech

Virginia Tech is a school that has no national championships in any sport....other than bass fishing
http://sports.espn.go.com/outdoors/tournaments/news/story?id=3072091

# of national titles for some virginia colleges
Old Dominion 28
Virginia 19
James Madison 5
Richmond 1
Virginia Tech 0, unless you count bass fishing (which would make 1)

by jmskins26 February 23, 2009

Virginia Tech

A college of class, sportmanship, and unity. A college that has always been united, not just from the horrible shootings that took place. It is a college that can easily compete with UVA in any subject or activity handed to it. Tech has a good football team, that we can brag about. People are aloud to be cocky, but according to UVA its all we do. But when UVA preps want to get cocky about how much money their mommy and daddy have, its okay. Cause UVA is so much better than tech. The day that statement is true is the day hell freezes over.

Virginia Tech is the best school in Virginia!

UVA kid: "My mom bought me these $300 sunglasses"

Virginia Tech kid: "Who cares!? Go to tell you're little friends."

by Jim Locusen July 1, 2008

virginia tech

School that unlike the previous fuckers definition that i had to chang! Virginia Tech is the best school in the state of VA and so I have to correct this tosser's inaccuracies!

1. The school is full of extremely smart, relatively diverse, and nice people
2. The girls at Virginia Tech are very respectable, pretty, and just really fun to hang with

3. Last but not least the students who attend this university don't smell like shit and only a small pecent are rednecks. Oh, incase you didn't know VT hates West Virginia. So nexttime you wanna fuck with VT, I'll come down to the community college and give your ass a beating you'll never forget. Then you'll come home, go to this website and create a word called the Hokie Asskicking!

Wow, UVA can suck my balls cuz all they are are stupid fuckers who pop their coller and screw their roommates.

by Kyle Bishop December 4, 2004

V-Tech

an abbreviation of Virginia Tech, the rockin-est kick a school that brought you Dietrick, the Drillfield, Michael Vick and sooo much more. GO HOKIES!

"and here's the National Football Champions, V-Tech!!"

by Amy Wilson September 27, 2005

virginia tech

After being accepted to both UVA and VT among other schools, I chose VT over UVA. I didn't want to learn to be a pussy (i.e. someone who thinks having money or being a prep-of-sorts will somehow save your ass when it's getting beaten for walking down the street and mouthing off at a Hokie like me who's income comes from beating the shit outta people), so UVA was out of the question.
VT is the place to go unless you wanna be a lawyer, artist, writer or some other liberal jerk-me-off pro.

Virginia is for lovers, University of Virginia is for guy-on-guy lovers, Virginia Tech is for guy-on-girl lovers

by MMA fighter April 14, 2006

virginia tech

School in Virginia that has two upsides; 1) engineering 2) football (with rapists). But any other major is someone who is inferior but thinks that they are sweet.

What do kids that go to The University (UVA), The College (William and Mary), and Virginia Tech have in common?

They all got into tech.

by betterthantech April 9, 2006