Monkey Spank

A man who enjoys masturbating to the mating calls of animals.

Johnny is such a monkey spank.

by Marc April 3, 2005

Spank Tank

A spank tank is a small private booth with T.V. monitors where people watch adult movies and masturbate in an Adult shop.

John entered the Adult Shop, walked to the back of the store to the "spank tanks" to masturbate while watching a movie.

by mz.tamara March 26, 2010

ham spanked

A surprise attack on a person male or female performing oral sex. When the subject is not aware the penis is pulled from the mouth and spanked around the eye socket area. It must make an audible "spank" sound to count as an official ham spank

Dude..Her cell went off when she was blowing me, I totally "Ham Spanked" her for looking at it.
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by mtqueen November 26, 2010

Dance Spank

Slapping wrist action (usually with some minor hip thrusts) used while dancing, the "spank" is typically in the air, though in some instances contact with a partner is made. Used to simulate coitus, especially "doggy-style."

Girl 1: Did you see that?
Girl 2: What?
Girl 1: When Bev wasn't looking Bob got behind her and gave her a dance spank.
Girl 2: You know she loved it!
Girl 1: Yaaa!

by evil ian June 30, 2009

Chank spank

The act of spanking your chank while stir frying a cat in the wok

Ho C. is the craziest Chank Spank this side of Chinatown

by Chulo Master July 12, 2003

monkey spank

Male siemen, male fluid

She had monkey spank all over face.

by Chrismm September 29, 2005

Peepee spanking

-the act of chewing someone out.

-the act of yelling at someone for something they did wrong
-the act of reprimanding

"I showed up late for work and my boss gave me a peepee spanking for it".

"When I got home my dad spanked my peepee after seeing my report card".

by Testicular Tyler February 19, 2019