Phlegm Wad

A creepy middle aged man who refuses to follow COVID guidelines and always calls the female baristas or waitresses at his favorite places by name.

Don’t look now, but a total Phlegm Wad just walked into the Starbucks.

by Lady Gladriel October 10, 2020

wad

“Wad” is a males version of wap. Wet ass dick

That man totally has a wad.

by Hana Depp October 13, 2020

In a wad

in a bind or in a bad in situation where you’re in a sticky situation

“Man im in a wad” guy 2: “why what’s up? guy 1: “i want to go to the game tonight but i have a hot date idk what to do” guy 2: “are you seriously in a sticky situation over this”

by immaguymaybe October 5, 2023

National Fuck-Wad day

a day to remeber whos a fuckwad in your life or no longer part of your life. april 29th.

oh god i just saw taylor, not suprised he's out on national fuck-wad day.

by 14werewolfcocks April 29, 2022

dit-wad

Variant of dit wad A scatterbrained individual. Same as ditz with more emphasis.

My cat is such a dit-wad. He falls in waterdish at least twice a day!

Note: This has been published before.
Not found now.
The word has since been used on the show Jeopardy.

by Damien5280 April 12, 2009

Space Wad

1) a cross between a space cadet and a wad.

2) doing "it" in space

C: ugh i hate her
L: SHE IS SUCH A SPACE WAD!
C: she is NOT a cool cat!!

by COOL CATS! April 22, 2009

wad givs

its a kinda wats up......

john:hey man

tom:hey wad givs?

john:nutin much man!!

by nice_boy April 13, 2009