story slacker

Someone who tells you a story involving people you've never met and fails to introduce the characters in the story.

"...And Tony said that Mary said..." Wait who the hell are Tony and Mary? You're a story slacker.

by bagitbabe October 9, 2008

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Sob Story

A story when someone wants clout, sympathy or attention from someone.

Look, Farhana posted a tiktok about her sob story on discord.

by farhanastfusmellyindian May 26, 2022

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story stamp

a blunt way of telling someone they made their story too freakin long... when they add a lot of unneeded info added in once they realize their story only sounded good in their head

talker: "so i went to the store and saw him...blah blah...uneeded info....yadda yadda..so i said hi!"
you: "STORY STAMP" ...geeze!

by yaddamoneyraid03 May 19, 2008

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Duck Story

A song about ducks. The first one is the best.

Narrator Child: Can you tell me a duck story?

Me: A duck walked up to a lemonade stand
And he said to the man runnin' the stand
"Hey! (bam bam bam) Got any grapes?"
The man said: "No, we just sell lemonade
But it's cold, and it's fresh, and it's all home-made!
Can I get you a glass?"
The duck said, "I'll pass."
Then he waddled away - waddle waddle

by Mr. Eltzroth January 19, 2023

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story lion

a lion that travels from place to place (nomads) reading stories to inncoent people, while they sleep, about places that never were. the real reason for these outsiders is that they are commonly rejects from zoos which consiquently tought them to read.

common stories that story lions tell-

-night mail
-travellogues
-a bout de souffle
-triumph of the will
-hail de furer
-nannok of the north
-man of aaron (shark hunt)

by afar ramamaba May 25, 2009

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