Roy is the male version of a Karen. He sports a big fat gut, he’s the armchair quarterback in any fight, and he comes from the trashiest cities you know of. Any story you have, he’s got a better one. He’s a one upper and he wins, you lose. That’s Roy. Roy is the know-it-all. Roy is an omniscient narrator. Roy is the jack-off of all trades and the master of none. Odds are Roy makes complaints and tries to get free shit as a result of said complaints then brags about it. He’s a real liar, scammer, and fraudster. He thinks his time is more valuable than yours and that he’s smarter than you. He’ll ask to speak to the manager in order to one up his loser life. He’ll demand you pay for his dry cleaning bill for his bargain basement Affliction shirt, or replace his iPhone 6 if you had the misfortune of becoming his waitress and accidentally spilled a drink on it. Often accompanied by a golddigger who spends her time injecting her face in attempts to prove that time doesn’t exist and no one is buying it but Roy. Even Stevie Wonder can see these people coming.
Roy and Karen, party of two. We’re going to seat them in your section, ok? Oh no! I can’t wait on that table. I’m too new of an employee here. They’re going to try and het me fired for no reason, for sure.
by TheComplicit September 13, 2020
Get the Roymug. by jacktradewheaton October 25, 2014
Get the rumpled roy-almug. by Milfslayer847475738 May 3, 2022
Get the Roi Shon Lakemug. Indy roy is the hottest boy in the seven seas he has a massive dick and can get any girl he wants and is a big player but be warned he has had sex with around 20000 girl and he loves shreck
If someone says ur such an indy roy it means your hot af and they want to bang you and will it can also mean shreck lover
by ShrèkLover420 February 9, 2021
Get the indy roymug. Fatass who just eats food and always asks for more no matter how much he already had. bad at fortnite.
by abushawarma_53 January 14, 2024
Get the Roimug. The other half of orange justice.
by olive thyroid November 30, 2018
Get the Roy Purdymug. by Christopher Durnsy September 10, 2023
Get the Roymug.